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Here Are Some Awesome Likes From Facebook!!

"Your phone's ringing." ... "Yeah, phones do that."
Being so close, you insult each other all the time and never get offended :)
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Seriously you are a MESS.! Stop taking hundreds of pictures of yourself!
Randomly remembering good times and smiling like an idiot :D
Facebook should also have a HATE button. :P
"omg we almost died" . "haha you should of seen your face"
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you,but don't get mad."
When someone asks "Guess what?" I never guess, I just say "What?"
"What’s today?” “Monday.” “No, Like… the number.”
Join if you run like a ninja when your laptop tells you you have 5% battery left ;)
Asking your pet a question like they will respond...
`Did I Ask You?` `No` `Then Shut Up.`
I didn't fall . . . . the floor just needed a hug!
"Is It Dead?" " I Don't Know..." Poke It. "
It's not that I hate you... it's just, put it this way. If you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it